Booking your body double a beautifying treatment at a tranquil day spa creates a foolproof alibi for days spent stealing office supplies from the White House. Make your stand-in stand out and replace your tape with presidential seals with today’s Groupon to Spirit Soul and Body Holistic Family Wellness Center. Choose from the following options:

• For $25, you get a 30-minute massage (a $50 value).
• For $40, you get a 60-minute massage (an $80 value).
For $60, you get a 90-minute massage (a $130 value).

Spirit Soul and Body Holistic Family Wellness Center's leader and massage therapist, Rhonda Holt, cultivates overall wellness with a combination of natural healing services. Soak up the spa's peaceful ambiance during a therapeutic massage, in which a seasoned stress-slugger unknots tight muscles, creating extremities that are loose and laid-back enough to don Hawaiian shirts for their parole hearings. During each of the three time tiers, massage therapists hone in on customers' problem areas, helping boost immune systems, relieve aches, and enhance sleep quality so that micronapping while driving to work becomes a thing of the past.