Booking your body double a beautifying treatment at a tranquil day spa creates a foolproof alibi for days spent stealing office supplies from the White House. Make your stand-in stand out and replace your tape with presidential seals with today’s Groupon to Spirit Soul and Body Holistic Family Wellness Center. Choose between the following options:

• For $69, you get a 60-minute couples massage (a $160 value).
• For $109, you get a 90-minute couples massage (a $260 value).<p>

Spirit Soul and Body Holistic Family Wellness Center’s leader and massage therapist Rhonda Holt cultivates overall wellness with a combination of natural healing services. Twosomes can soak up the spa’s peaceful ambiance during a sinew-soothing couples massage, in which a pair of seasoned stress-sluggers combine relaxing Swedish strokes with therapeutic techniques to unknot tight muscles, creating extremities that are loose and laid-back enough to don hawaiian shirts for their parole hearings. During both time tiers, massage therapists hone in on each individual’s problem areas, helping boost immune systems, relieve aches, and enhance sleep quality so that date nights can finally involve more than passing out on the couch wearing matching corsages and boutonnieres.