Booking your body double a beautifying treatment at a tranquil day spa creates a foolproof alibi for days spent stealing office supplies from the White House. Make your stand-in stand out and replace your tape with presidential seals with today’s Groupon: for $45, you get a one-hour therapeutic massage (an $80 value) and an express facial (a $40 value) at Spirit Soul and Body Holistic Family Wellness Center & Spa (a $120 total value).

Spirit Soul and Body Holistic Family Wellness Center & Spa's leader and massage therapist, Rhonda Holt, cultivates overall wellness with a combination of natural healing services. Relax during a therapeutic massage, where a seasoned stress slugger unknots tight muscles, helping boost immune systems, relieve aches, and enhance sleep quality so that micronapping while driving to work becomes a thing of the past. After leaving bodies fluffed and buttered from 60 minutes of thorough kneading, friendly staffers spend half an hour upgrading flesh emoticons during an express facial. Customers soak up the spa's peaceful ambiance and mentally prepare grocery and hit lists while an aesthetician massages facial mounds with cleansing and moisturizing products before applying a nourishing mask.