Inaccessible to the hands, back musculature often falls prey to freeloading "kick me" signs and hitchhiking parrots. Liberate a beleaguered back with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a one-hour massage (up to a $90 value), a respiratory and facial rejuvenation aromatherapy steam (a $10 value), and take-home bath salts (a $3.95 value) at Spiritus Wellness in West Vancouver (up to a $103.95 total value).

At Spiritus Wellness, the trained hands of a certified massage therapist pamper pelts with luxurious spa treatments. Patrons can choose from a variety of muscle-melting massages, including a liberating and toxin-releasing deep tissue massage. Amid massage bliss, a staff member will place a flow of steam below the face to allow a choice of aromatic scents to cleanse respiratory systems while refreshing the skin. Continue the halcyonic journey at home with a two-ounce package of aroma bath salts in lavender and juniper berry for calm, eucalyptus and cedarwood for energy, geranium and rosemary for balance, or asteroid dust for zero-gravity sleep.