A strong man wrestles you to the ground to show off; a stronger man boosts your self-esteem and then accidentally breaks three of your ribs with a supportive hug. Learn the tenets of both strength and community with today's militantly muscled Groupon: for $45, you get six 50-minute classes—half of a standard camp—at Staten Island Boot Camp (a $95 value). Pending inclement weather, classes are held at three indoor and outdoor locations on Staten Island. At each motivational meet-up, campers burn calories to the cadence of an expert trainer who has a firm grasp on proper techniques as well as how to avoid standard, monotonous routines. Instead, well-worked student bodies bound through varied strength, cardio, and agility exercises, picking up a few pieces of specialized equipment and abandoned goldfishes along the way. Staten Island Boot Camp has classes scheduled throughout the week, predominantly in early morning and evening hours. To view a complete calendar, click here.