Like house parties, massages give people an excuse to forget about everyday stresses and fall asleep on someone else's table. Attend a fettle-ready fiesta with today's Groupon to Stress Free Massage. Choose between the following options:

• For $30, you get a 60-minute deep-muscle therapy (a $70 value).
• For $45, you get a 30-minute massage of your choice (a $45 value) and a 30-minute coconut-lime feet retreat (a $45 value; a $90 total value).
  
  

At Stress Free Massage's serene studio, a massage therapist nudges clients on the journey toward relaxed bliss. During the deep-muscle therapy, deft hands tackle deep muscle aches and pains as they apply heavy pressure set to the sounds of calming music. Many freshly kneaded clients report decreased stress, greater mental clarity, and improved Stretch Armstrong impersonations in addition to muscle relief. Spa staff schedules a vacation for tootsies and muscles alike during a pair of 30-minute treatments, letting clients plot a sample-size session of any of the massage techniques, including relaxing wellness, deep tissue, deep muscle, hot stone, or pregnancy. The coconut-lime foot retreat swaddles feet in hot towels before coconut-and-lime-infused intensive moisturizer with shea butter locks in moisture, softens rough skin, and leaves feet as appealing as a piña colada without the need for toe rings shaped like tiny umbrellas.