What You'll Get
In addition to teleportation, our natural ability to scale steep surfaces allows us to easily escape from hostile wood chippers and demigods who turn the floor into lava. Show off your escape artistry with today's Groupon for indoor climbing at Hester's Family Fitness and Recreation Center. Choose between the following options:
- For $36, you get four weeks of rock climbing, an intro course, and equipment (up to a $125 value).
- For $15, you get two passes for day climbing and equipment (a $30 value).
At Hester's, both long-time rock-huggers and novices can clamber across 4,000 square feet of vertical terrain, scale indomitable stones in a bouldering cave, and absorb the wisdom of grizzled self-boosters. A gentle, padded floor waits below, enticing lazy climbers to fall countless times into its warm embrace. Patrons can either claim a pair of day passes to Hester's or choose today's first Groupoption to receive a month of climbing action, plus equipment rental, and an introductory course taught by an adept stone-gripper, who demonstrates the correct use of equipment and the proper way to warn fellow climbers about cliff badgers.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 27, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Must sign liability waiver. No cash value. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Strong Hold Climbing Gym at Hester's Family Fitness
Strong Hold Climbing Gym at Hester's Family Fitness beckons to rock clingers of all skill levels with more than 4,000 square feet of top-rope routes, bouldering, and peerless climbing classes. With padded floors throughout, Strong Hold's crew of climbers can scale the multicolored routes with no fear of hard falls, and Strong Hold equips each climber with the harness, shoes, and cliff-badger bait necessary for topping its walls. Introductory classes, taught by master stone whisperers, cover the basics of rope work, proper knots, and the techniques required for pulling on slopers or crimps.