After a long day of besieging steppe settlements, the Mongol hordes liked to kick back with a vigorous massage, a copy of the Daily Khan, and a nice warm glass of fermented yak's milk. Conquer your own serenity with today’s Groupon: for $50, you get a deep pore facial (an $85 value), a hot-towel treatment (a $15 value), and a paraffin hand treatment (a $12 value) at Studio One Eleven (a $112 total value).

Studio One Eleven is a men-only day spa where gentlemen can come to relax and refresh their exteriors. The deep pore facial relies on formulas with a high concentration of active ingredients to extract dirt and oil from their dermal domiciles, leaving pores thoroughly cleansed and refined. A heated towel treated with aromatherapy oils cuddles clients' faces, forcing sebum stowaways to flee their dilated pores. Following the facial, the bliss-minded aesthetician coats both hands up to the wrist in paraffin, a soothing substance designed to moisturize skin and relieve the hand pain that results from arthritis, bursitis, and carrying your car to work.

Soft music drifts through the salon during the body-polishing treatments. Each service comes with a free five-minute chair massage and one-hour validated parking, so visitors don't have to arrive via expensive and DNA-altering teleportation. On Tuesday and Thursday evenings, the studio augments visits with servings of wine and cheese.