While it doesn't provide the discomfort and high ticket prices associated with an airport pat-down, a massage is still an effective tool for discovering concealed knives and small firearms. Prove you’re not packing in the most relaxing way with today’s Groupon: for $30, you get a 60-minute Swedish massage (a $65 value) at The Spa Station, located in Spanish Fort. Full of experienced technicians who know how to revive bodies worn down by foil-sword and garbage-can-lid jousting sessions, the Spa Station invites weary muscle sacs to surrender to the relaxing 60-minute Swedish massage, which employs gentle kneads and connective strokes to zap physical and emotional stress while boosting blood flow and smile circulation.