Candy fuels adults' memories of childhood, and fuels children's dreams of growing up to be a fireman with a diversified stock portfolio. Take a trip through time with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of candy at Sugar Mountain Confectionery. Today's Groupon is valid at the locations on Elgin Street, William Street, and Saint Laurent Boulevard in Ottawa.

The sweets savants at Sugar Mountain Confectionery dispense vintage and modern candies and novelties, including domestic and sugar-free treats alongside imports from the United States, United Kingdom, and Mexico. Guests may drive a backhoe into the store to scoop up bulk candies from bins brimming with sour cola bottles, cheesecake malt balls, and chocolate-covered pretzels ($0.02/gram for all bulk items). Further sugar-supplying comestibles include the confectionery's own Koo Koo bars ($0.99) and Neat-O-Nougat bars ($1.39) that reward mouths for not prank-calling the prime minister.