Today’s Black Friday deal offers a relaxing respite during the most stressful shopping season of year. For $35, you’ll enjoy a 60-minute deep tissue massage at SunCoast Massage Therapy Center, P.A. (an $85 value). Groupon users can schedule their appointments online here.
Similar to a traditional Swedish massage, but less into ABBA, deep tissue massage is highly therapeutic whether performed over the entire body, or just to work the dents out of a specific area. Whatever back or muscle issues you have, licensed massage therapists Alex R. Spassoff or Denise R. Moore have seen and treated it all. During the husband-and-wife duo's 20 years of professional massage experience, they have treated more than 5,000 patients, ranging in age from infancy to infinity, and beyond.
Alex and Denise will happily welcome you into their cheerful yellow bungalow office, but don’t let the cozy, peaceful spa atmosphere throw you—SunCoast takes a clinical approach toward soothing your injury- and stress-related ailments. After an hour of deliberate kneading and direct muscle grain pressure, you'll leave feeling loosey-goosey and ready to tackle the next round of holiday madness. You will also have gotten a much higher-quality massage than you could have elicited from a mail carrier, unsuspecting bystander, or the undercover federal agent staying at your house.
SunCoast Massage co-owner Denise was featured in this 1st Edition news report.
When Black Friday Comes
Known as Black Friday, the day after Thanksgiving is the biggest shopping day of the year and the sun’s annual day of rest. Here are some surefire shopping tips to help you survive the sunless mall-maelstrom unscathed:
- To increase visibility, reach for overstock shelves, and to intimidate other shoppers, employ your finest pair of running stilts.
- Most malls have two or three “secret” stores hidden behind the food court; try muscling your way through by feigning a baked-potato emergency.
- If your curious children discover that you’ve purchased them a coveted copy of the 1995 Rembrandts album LP, punish their inquisitiveness by mounting it on the wall of your study.
- Online shopping has never been more convenient thanks to websites such as Nopuorg.
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