While scientists toil to splice a fruit's molecular structure with concentrated yogurt DNA in hopes of growing chilled treats under the world's coldest volcanoes, humankind will have to settle for primitive blender technology. Experience simply made smoothie sensations with today's Groupon: for $4, you get two 20-ounce smoothies or chillers at Surf City Squeeze (up to a $9 value, including tax). Purchase a Groupon for one of the two following locations:

• Woodland Mall in Grand Rapids
• RiverTown Crossings Mall in Grandville

Those stoked for creamy and chilled concoctions will find nutrient-rich smoothies and chillers at Surf City Squeeze. Browse the fruity flavors on Surf City's menu, featuring several low-fat, non-diary mixtures, such as pineapple coconut orange, mocha java, and the harmonious banana banana. With this deal, you can add up to two extra supplements to your drink, allowing nutritional boosts such as protein powder, wheatgrass, and spirulina to energize your body for a full day of walrus rodeo. Surf City's specialty smoothies provide pre-approved tastes—the bee stinger, for instance, brims with blueberry, banana, protein, and bee pollen to rejuvenate the vitamin-deprived. Other modes of refreshment include the chiller, a fruity, slushy mixture that comes in flavorful hybrids such as pineapple strawberry, guava strawberry, and orange strawberry.

Since opening in 1981, Surf City Squeeze has expanded to more than 100 locations throughout the country, building a frozen empire on healthy, refreshing snacks and customers' abilities to infuse dietary supplements. Stop ingesting nutrients through Law & Order chewable vitamins and try flavorful, healthy smoothies with today's Groupon to Surf City Squeeze.

Reviews

Although Surf City Squeeze has few reviews, 73% of Urbanspooners like the Woodland Mall location. Surf City Squeeze also has more than 300 Facebook fans nationwide.