Poetry would be comprised entirely of haikus and sonnets dedicated to cakes and pastries if poets didn't devour their idyllic subjects before having a chance to write. Today's Groupon says what meter and rhythm cannot: for $5, you get $15 worth of treats at Sweet Designs Bakery, located on the Louisiana Boardwalk in Bossier City. Sweet Designs owner Jenny Lombardino concocts creative, custom-designed cakes of all shapes and sizes for any occasion, be it a raucous Dixieland funeral or a somber clown wedding. Micromunchers, meanwhile, can indulge in an array of traditional and inspired cupcakes ($3), including red velvet, german chocolate, mocha, and more. Not stopping at flour-forged confections, Jenny and her team of sugar pushers also sire sweet bonbons ($3), bread pudding ($3), and cinnamon rolls ($4) for savoring or for rubbing all over your body in the hopes of luring new mosquito friends.