What You'll Get
Studies show that a high percentage of Americans consider themselves overweight, and an even higher percentage believe they are being chased by Frankenstein's monster. Alter self-perceptions with today's Groupon: for $99, you get the first week of a medical weight-loss program, valid at two Tampa Rejuvenation locations (a $314 value).
Tampa Rejuvenation’s expert staff of doctors, dieticians, and personal trainers helps the health conscious lose weight and keep it off with a combination of lifestyle changes and appetite suppressing, energy boosting meds. With 93% of patients reporting meeting their weight-loss goals, the center has a formidable track record of success and—while results vary—program participants can lose 6–10 pounds a week. During the first week of the program, patients meet with medical staff to review their health history and discuss a custom treatment plan. MDs will assess body composition, as well as blood work, EKG, blood pressure, and vitals to ensure knee bones are properly connected to hip bones. An injection of vitamins B12 and B6, as well as amino acids, helps to curb appetite while boosting fat-burning metabolism. A nutritionist and physical trainer will scrutinize forms to fashion a personalized diet and fitness plan that beats back weight gain by building healthy habits. One week of included FDA-approved appetite suppressants continues the vitamin injection's effects to prevent midweek hunger increases or metabolism-reducing hibernation.
The initial visit sends patients packing with an educational booklet and a gift bag of ketone strips, a protein bar, business cards, and a discount card for friends, family, or portly mail carriers. Those seeking maximum svelteness can purchase additional weeks of the program at a discounted rate of $45 per week for new injections and continued body-fat monitoring.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 6, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. Results vary and are not guaranteed. No cash value. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Tampa Rejuvenation
The skilled staff—a veritable dream team of medical know-how—shepherds clients toward improved health by designing and leading custom weight-loss, nutrition, and fitness programs. Spread across four locations, the practice tailors comprehensive programs. Doctors, personal trainers, nutritionists, and artists who draw kettlebells onto clients' portraits to make them appear fit pool their disciplines to blast away excess pounds with methods birthed from the mind of science itself. Vitamin and amino-acid injections, ketone strips, appetite suppressants, and supplements are part of the weight loss program. Bio-identical hormones characterize the hormone-therapy program, which seeks to restore bodily balance more effectively than replacing legs with gyroscopes.