What You'll Get
Sometimes late at night, firemen slip into heels and dance with their poles, spinning, dipping, and peeling off cumbersome fireproof coats and burdensome notions of masculinity. Experience the confidence boost of a fireman's acrobatic workout with today's Groupon to Vertical Tease, located in the Village of South End. Choose from three options:
- For $40, you get a private or semi-private lesson for up to three people (up to a $120 value).
- For $25, you get one month of unlimited classes (excluding Diva 101 classes, couple's classes, and workshops) (a $60 value).
- For $30, you get a couple's lap-tease class (a $60 value).
With a stable of trained, energetic instructors, Vertical Tease (formerly Tease Fitness Boutique) imparts knowledge of ancient, sensual dance techniques to help students shed weight while acquiring muscle tone and confidence. The studio's assorted sultry sessions accommodate all ability levels, and students can advance at their own pace to ensure that their workouts don’t break their sexiness-feeling meters. In pole classes, patient instructors walk students through every move step by step until they're skilled enough to whip up tiny centrifugal tornadoes and cool off steamy rooms with gusts of self-generated breezes. Slowly sip a custom-blended cocktail of classes over the course of a month or receive focused attention during a semi-private lesson with up to two additional friends. During private lap-tease classes, ladies first work with an instructor for 45 minutes to prepare a romantic chair routine, and then the dancer's significant other is invited into the studio for a passionate puppet-show performance. Check the studio's current schedule here.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 3, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Reservation required. Must be 18 or older. Month of classes not valid for Pole Diva 101 series, couples classes, and workshops. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Vertical Tease
The empowering instructors at Vertical Tease motivate women of all sizes and experience levels to shed their inhibitions—and possibly a few pounds—during conventional and modern dance fitness classes. Their flirty fitness classes draw upon the studio’s strength, encouraging women to release their inner sirens during pole-dance, Video Vixen, Chair Flirt, and belly-dance workouts. Combining fat burning with shimmying, instructors lead Zumba sessions set to heart-pumping Latin rhythms. Kickboxing classes combat extra inches, and the more challenging Turbokick unleashes a fury of kicks and punches to take down pesky calories. To celebrate special events such as bachelorette parties, birthday parties, or sci-fi conventions, the instructors head to your home to host one- to two-hour parties for training large groups in the seduction arts.