Nothing says "power player" like being whisked off in an executive sedan, except for being whisked off in a chariot drawn by sparrows. Call the flock together for a night of partying with today’s GrouponLive deal: for $125, you get a three-stop club crawl for up to 10 people plus VIP access to Tequila Nightclub (a $250 value). Today’s deal is valid on Friday or Saturday nights.

Tequila Nightclub trucks up to 10 thrill seekers around the city on a three-stop club crawl. Loading up at Tequila Nightclub at 9 p.m., a bus whisks away groups to two of five select clubs where no-line and no-cover privileges afford about an hour of revelry at each location. The bus then hauls nightlife lovers back to Tequila Nightclub at 11 p.m., where VIP access and Top 40 dance hits welcome bodies out onto the extensive dance floor despite the objections of torsos and handcuff-attached cops. Between shearing rugs, dancers can recharge atop comfy couches and chairs or wander upstairs for prime people watching on the mezzanine. Colourful ceiling lights enliven the space with chromatic verve, and exposed girders evoke industrial aesthetics and the belly of an animatronic whale. Though not included in this Groupon, a full bar and snack-producing kitchen refill tummies left empty from reckless boogying. The secret identity of the other five clubs are revealed when Groupon buyers call ahead to schedule.