What You'll Get
Love is like a heated game of Battleship—the explosive moments of passion are bookended by the occasional sinking feeling. Enjoy a tranquil moment together with today’s Groupon: for $75, you get one 60-minute couples' Swedish massage at Thai Massage Spa Retreat on H Street (a $160 value).
The muscle-soothing experts at Thai Massage Spa Retreat artfully ply away stress and tension with pampering one-hour massage sessions for visiting duos. In a room designed specifically for couples, each better half gets the attention of his or her own professional, licensed therapist. Irritating everyday habits of significant others, like keeping secret dirty-dish collections under the bed, are swiftly forgotten, as mind and body are relaxed and refreshed by light-to-medium pressure strokes and kneading.
A postmassage visit to the steam room puts a calming cap on a day of bliss for visiting twosomes, and also smoothes wrinkles from textiles without the use of an iron. Along with the steam, bodies are rehydrated with a cup of green tea that matches Thai Massage Spa Retreat’s tranquil ambience. The cozy venue is an oasis of peace in the city’s hustle and bustle, unlike many open-air spas operating along the side of the interstate.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 29, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice required. Extra fee for upgrades. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Thai Massage Spa Retreat
At Thai Massage Spa Retreat, therapists use hot stones and various modalities—such as Swedish and, of course, Thai—to knead muscles and unwind intricately braided limbs. The relaxation extends beyond the massage room, as aestheticians steam, cleanse, and exfoliate their clients' faces. Thai Massage Spa Retreat further pampers its guests with a complimentary steam room and free WiFi. And in a private couple's room, candlelight flickers as pairs synchronize their brains' alpha waves or, if they choose, relax inside a bubbling Jacuzzi.