Like cars, human beings require occasional corrective bodywork, custom finishing, and fresh coats of wax to avoid being towed away and crushed into a cube. Keep your chassis classy with today's Groupon: for $55, you get a 60-minute therapeutic body shop massage ($85) and a 15-minute organic body wrap (a $30 add-on) at The Art of Massage (a $115 total value).

Located on picturesque, beach-laden Hilton Head Island, The Art of Massage provides visitors with soothing, rejuvenating services using eco-friendly products. In the 60-minute body shop massage, a highly trained massage therapist tenderly tends to your back with an arsenal of massage modalities; neuromuscular deep tissue, trigger-point therapy, and myofascial release techniques will simultaneously target pain and tension to restore balance to your back. After muscular tension evaporates into the salty ocean air to begin its second life as a seagull snack, it's time to focus on the skin. The organic moisturizing wrap nourishes the dermal surface, cocooning weary soul sacks in a delicate blend of shea butter and essential oils. After emerging from the comfortable corset, your newly soft skin will feel hydrated and ready to defend you against old man winter's icy, moisture-stealing gaze.