Although they have since been eclipsed in fame by bread, the staff of life, equal billing was once given to muffins, the pillow of life, and scones, the novelty hat of life. Restore these mouthwatering monikers with your mouth and today's Groupon: for $7, you get $15 worth of freshly made artisan baked goods at The Bakery on 41st, at its easy-to-remember 41st Street location.

The Bakery on 41st serves a variety of different baked goods daily. Using only the freshest of ingredients, the purest of innocence, and the most refined elbow grease available, The Bakery on 41st's skilled bakers churn out a variety of carby goodies every day. Individual baked goods are $1.85, so stop to sweeten your morning with a few a.m. treats such as muffins, baked breakfast bars, and sweet rolls. Afternoon delights are priced just like their early rising counterparts, so have a scone or a freshly baked donut before returning to your sugar-free job. For a multi-mouthed special occasion, order one-dozen wild whoopee pies with a filling of your choice ($18) or supplant unpalatable flowers with a personalized bouquet of seven cookies ($49.99).

Until science finally frees us from the chains of ingestion, sugar junkies, carbohydrate addicts, and even normal people with working taste buds can use today's Groupon to satisfy the most human of food addictions. Buy up to four Groupons for yourself and more for your friends to help them get a fix, too.

You can only use one Groupon per visit.