What You'll Get
Without the promise of sweets, mouths would never have the patience to stay open during dentist's appointments or closed during beekeeping demonstrations. Keep mouths copacetic with today's Groupon: for $18, you get one-dozen delivered cake pops from The Cake Poppery (a $36 value). Delivery is available within a 15-mile radius of Arnold, and those outside the delivery range can opt to have cake pops shipped for an additional $5, payable upon redemption.
The Cake Poppery's bakers roll 15 flavors of made-from-scratch, decorated cake-spheres onto sticks before furnishing doorsteps with their decadent handheld confections. Blur the border between meals with carrot-cake pops, which tend to savory hankerings and frustrate thieving rabbits bereft of opposable thumbs. Sweet teeth can lounge atop a spherical red-velvet cushion, and chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry pops appease tongues in pursuit of traditional dessert genres. Cinnamon pops, in addition to improving hand-to-mouth coordination, afford boogying party guests the spice and portability lacking in conventional pastries.
A colored base coating and two decorative colors cloak the pops in a dapper shell, augmenting their batter-orb with an additional sweetness. Pineapple cake can double its fruit factor with a cherry casing, and caramel miniplanets hoist force fields of dark chocolate in a futile attempt to ward off invading bicuspids.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 22, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per order. Valid only for 1 flavor. Delivery included only within 15-mile radius of Arnold; $5 shipping fee for other areas. Orders require 48hr notice. Orders will ship within 4-5 days. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.