A delicately prepared chocolate can make a woman's heart sing, a child's mouth smile, and a crossing guard's whistle taste even more like justice. Stock up on tasty times with today's Groupon: for $8, you get $16 worth of baked goods from The Cake Truffle Store.

Owned and operated by cake cognoscente Mandi Fritz, The Cake Truffle Store churns out delectable, handmade cake creations dipped in scrumptious coatings to match any personality or occasion. Stomach shrines spontaneously evolve when introduced to circular cake truffles ($10 for a half dozen), cupcake bites ($12/half dozen), and cake-truffle pops ($11 for a half dozen), the tastiest edifices constructed since gingerbread houses failed to meet building codes last Christmas. The bakery fills rumbling tummies with tantalizing treats available in 12 flavors including coconut cake, raspberry-lemonade cake, and espresso cake. Any request for palate-approved confections will be made to order and personally packaged before being picked up, shipped anywhere in the United States, or delivered for a $5 fee (not included in this Groupon) to Springfield, Ozark, or Nixa. Orders can be placed over the phone, online, or by peg-legged carrier pigeons.