Rock climbers are known for their strong will, athletic fitness, and ability to completely demolish metaphors. Wreck brick-wall symbolism with today’s Groupon to The Cliffs at Valhalla in Valhalla. Choose between the following two options:

•For $49, you get an adult Climbing 101 class ($40 value) and one month of unlimited climbing ($85 value), plus gear rental (up to a $108 value for a total $233 total value).
• For $39, you get one Family Learn to Climb Clinic for two ($60 value) and two weeks of unlimited climbing (an $85 value), plus gear for two (up to a $108 value for a total $253 value).

At The Cliffs at Valhalla, aspiring alpinists clamber in an indoor facility where 50 top ropes combine with 2,500 square feet of bouldering to create more than 200 unique climbs. Before traversing the Y-axis, drop into a Climbing 101 or family class, in which a certified professional instructor conveys safety skills, including knot tying, harness use, verbal commands, and belay technique. Gain unlimited access to a huge warehouse gymnasium space where climbers shimmy like sherpas over slabs, arêtes, roofs, and overhangs. The facility also features a workout area with climbing-specific training equipment to prepare students for midclimb flex-offs. Professional climbing gear populates the walls and racks of the on-site pro-shop and is available in brands such as Black Diamond, Petzl, Verve, and Blurr.