Outsource your instinctual need for nutrients with today's Groupon for fine cuisine at The Fresh Diet, a daily gourmet delivery service. The Fresh Diet's dishes are portioned and balanced to maximize your energy and help you achieve or maintain a healthy weight. For $29, you'll get one day of The Fresh Diet's premium choice program, which includes breakfast, lunch, dinner, and two snacks, delivered to your doorstep, stoop, or helicopter-house landing pad (a $60 value).

With the premium choice program, you can log on to your Fresh Diet account and choose from a variety of menu items, manage your menu, and specify as many dislikes as you like to keep unwanted items such as Matchbox cars out of your diet. Purchase multiple Groupons to keep the food fairy delivering freshly prepared (never frozen) foods to your doorstep overnight. You can also get an additional 20% off either the seven-day premium program or the 31-day premium program on your next purchase.

The Fresh Diet takes all the math, effort, and cardboard aftertaste out of dieting. Each dish contains a balance of 30% protein, 40% carbs, and 30% good fat, a regimen scientifically calibrated to target the inflammation of fat cells. You'll meet your health goals on a molecular level, resulting in newfound energy that radiates beyond your macro-body level and into the atmosphere, where philosophers sleep. Without wasting time driving to the grocery store, wading through the aisles, and flambéing dinner each night, you can get started on your critical investigation of pickleball ethics or build a floating island out of sunshine.

In addition to calibrating your cronosphere, you'll enjoy the indulgent tastes of such dishes as filet mignon with roasted sweet potatoes, salmon and avocado salad, Canadian bacon and scrambled eggs, meatloaf, a caramelized pear stuffed with gorgonzola and pecans, and white-chocolate-covered strawberries. Meals are prepared by Fresh Diet chefs fresh daily. Between 7 p.m. and 5 a.m., the meals will be delivered in a reusable cooler with ice packs that keep food fresh. Check out The Fresh Diet's website for sample menus and answers to FAQs.

Reviews

Us Weekly, the Miami New Times, WebMD, Diets In Review, Telefutura, and NBC's South Florida Today have all featured The Fresh Diet. Here's what they say:

• The very essence of its existence is that it provides fresh food within a defined delivery area, meaning that the food is not only the highest quality, but prepared with solid dietary foundations found within the Zone Diet. If this enterprising young business franchises, and keeps its quality and delivery viable enough to ensure freshness, it may very well be one of the best diet offerings to come along in a great while. – Diets In Review
• …it is well suited for people who want to eat healthier but have no time to cook -- and anyone else who wants to kick-start a healthy weight loss plan. By eating the Fresh Diet foods, you can learn a great deal about portion control, which foods are healthy, and how delicious nutritious foods can taste. – Kathleen M. Zelman, MPH, RD/LD, WebMD