Among encased-meat products, handmade sausage is the most delightful, followed closely by a saddlebag filled with jerky and a can of Spam crammed inside a larger can of Spam. Box up bundles of meaty joy with today’s Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of gourmet meats at The Meat Shop of Indianapolis.

Ninety-seven cuts of premium protein await carnivorous shoppers at The Meat Shop of Indianapolis, where a brigade of butchers carves ready-to-cook portions of beef, chicken, and pork sourced from store-trusted suppliers. Shoppers can procure juicy filet mignon ($10.99/lb.) or order ground elk ($7.29/lb.) or oxtail ($4.19/lb.) to acquire adventurous eats without using themselves as bait in a werewolf trap. The store’s cleaver-wielding wizards slice each selection of sustenance into customizable cuts that cater to their customers’ tastes, fashioning lean and marbled morsels before patrons’ awestruck eyes. Packaged bundles of brawn, such as a pound of deli meats and a half pound of cheese ($39.95), offer plates of protein suitable for serving large groups or unusually small pet whales.

Like a sentient dollar bill that's convinced it's George Washington, The Meat Shop does a memorable job fundraising. The company can be recruited to help raise funds for local projects, and it boasts a successful history of organizing campaigns for nonprofits in the Indianapolis area. In the past, the shop has supported little-league teams and ABC Charity.