What You'll Get
Life is like a box of chocolates: it ends quickly when it tumbles into lava. Enjoy the transient experience of sweet pleasure while you can with today's Groupon: for $9, you get a half-dozen organic gourmet truffles from The Smallest Bite ($12), along with shipping anywhere in the United States ($5), a $17 total value.
The Smallest Bite offers vegans, environmentalists, and self-interested chocoholics delectable mini-answers to their chocolate conundrums. Each thoughtfully crafted truffle uses organic ingredients, free-trade chocolate, and a pinch of fairy dust, delighting the tongue with three flavors. Try a critically renowned blackberry pretzel on for tongue-size, nibble on the nutty toasted-coconut and salted pistacio truffles, or get the original chocolate to prove your mother wrong. All truffles are handmade and come packaged in recycled materials that are completely compostable, although not recommended for digestion.
A half-dozen truffles can't cure world wars or end cancer, but they do fit inside a human mouth, which, according to any baby is the best reason to eat something. Eat them one at a time to savor each unit of flavonoids, or take advantage of their size and devour them simultaneously.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 30, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. No cash back. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.