What You'll Get
In addition to the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's deal: for $35, you get a one-hour massage at Thomas Lovell Massage Therapy (a $74 value), located in Complete Chiropractic Centre on Tecumseh Road East. Thomas Lovell unscrunches squashed musculoskeletal systems with therapeutic massage services. Massage can uncurl the toughest of muscle corkscrews and tranquilize the tensest of minds. With a history of sports therapy, Lovell kneads out the kinks created by vigorous and abrupt activity such as manual labour, vehicle accidents, and boa constrictor-wrestling. Indulge for an hour of beneficial unbending customized to your personal body banes. Call ahead for an appointment.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 20, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. Must use in 1 visit, no cash back. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.