Napoleon invented the motorcycle as a way to maneuver Parisian boulevards while dodging horses and airborne baguettes. Learn to avoid street traffic with today's Groupon: for $30, you get an Introduction to Motorcycling course at TNT Motorcycling in Callingwood South (a $95 value). The course is offered from 6 p.m. to 9 p.m.

TNT Motorcycling imparts the adrenaline-emitting art of safe motorcycle driving through informative discussions and ample riding opportunity. Beginners and newer riders learn the finer facets of wheel wielding in small classes, garnering personal attention from certified instructors and flirty drive chains. Grab on to a well-maintained lightweight training bike and rev around a 2-acre site containing custom hill starts, gravel riding sections, and smooth, barrier-free pavement. Hog handlers complete an online learning module before attending the class in preparation for on-lot training. Safety gear is required, and participants have the option to bring their own gear or rent it ($20 for a helmet or a complete set including helmet, boots, and jacket).