Swiss army knives may be the most convenient tools to carry on a wilderness hike, but their lack of meatball tongs and foldout massage table renders them vastly inferior to their Swedish counterparts. Pamper your back the Nordic way with today’s Groupon to Total Bodyworks in Grosse Pointe Park. Choose from the following options:

• For $35, you get a one-hour Swedish massage (a $70 value).
• For $75, you get a two-hour salt and sugar scrub massage (a $165 value).
• For $99, you get three one-hour Swedish massages (a $210 value).<p>

Total Bodyworks’s dedicated sinew soothers ease aches with a restorative menu of massages, performed amidst soft music and customized during initial consultations. Experienced massage therapists determine each client’s desired outcome and preferred treatment areas before hunkering down to untie tricky muscle knots and french braid fraying tendons. The smooth, gliding strokes of a one-hour Swedish massage ease muscle tension and promote relaxation, easing overworked muscles and melting tension into a conveniently positioned bucket. An effective treatment for stress reduction and the improvement of blood circulation, Swedish massage also relieves anxiety, depression, and trauma resulting from having a quarter painfully extracted from an ear by a street magician. Each two-hour salt and sugar scrub massage employs salt and sugar solutions to invigorate, exfoliate, and properly season stressed dermises.

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