The jaw is the strongest muscle in the human body, which is why professional weight lifters always do pull-ups with their teeth. Get your tickets to the gum show with today's Groupon to Total Confidence Dentistry in West Chester. Choose between the following options, both of which come with a $100 gift card good toward future visits:

• For $69, you get a dental exam, digital x-rays, and cleaning (a $280 value).
• For $179, you get a Zoom! whitening treatment (a $600 value).

At Total Confidence Dentistry, highly trained dentists work to combat all manner of mouth maladies, while alleviating patient trepidation through optional sedation. A routine cleaning begins with an exam to ensure the health of teeth and gums, followed by a series of digital x-rays to expose underlying decay and the secret location of the tongue's diary. Plaque and tartar are then excavated from their pearly quarry, leaving chompers smooth, shiny, and spinach-less. Alternately, combat chromaticity with Zoom! whitening, performed as an in-office treatment lasting about an hour. After a dental professional applies the signature Zoom! gel to tarnished tusks, patients can kick back and relax as the gel activates under the special Zoom! light––working together to break up stains left by smoking, coffee drinking, and snacking on sidewalk chalk. Patients can expect a brightening of up to eight shades, though results vary on a case-by-case basis.

In cases of excess tartar, food build-up, or smoking stains, an initial cleaning—not covered by the Groupon—may be recommended for best results prior to the Zoom! treatment.