Like a potato, if the human body is not properly mashed and moisturized, it will never be used for anything more than a science-project battery. Make sure your and your partner's bodies are properly fluffed and buttered with today's soothing Groupon: for $75, you get a three-hour couples massage class at Living Well (a $150 value).
Whisk strained sweethearts away to Living Well's healing sanctuary, where a professional massage therapist will help couples tighten their connection through mutual loosening of connective tissues. Whether partners are blessed with muscular mitts or feeble phalanges, the easy-to-follow massage instruction and basic pressure-relieving techniques will leave even the most bumbling butterfingers skilled in the art of muscle mollification and albatross removal. Because hands are tired after hours of supporting pencils and countless games of office patty-cake, the friendly tissue tutor will demonstrate the correct way to apply pressure to your partner's back to avoid palm fatigue, leaving you free to administer comforting caresses for as long as it takes to reap the total rejuvenating benefits.
The couples class is normally broken down into two separate sessions, but Groupon holders can take advantage of an accelerated learning environment and pick up all their newfound softening skills in a single three-hour session. While this class is designed for couples, anyone is welcome to attend, so guests can feel free to bring their best friend, cherished family member, or dearest doughboy to sharpen their kneading know-how. Classes are offered Friday through Sunday and are subject to availability, so couples should call ahead to make an appointment.
One rescheduling allowed, otherwise Groupon is forfeited.
While there are no online user reviews for Living Well's couples massage classes, here are some testimonials from its website:
- Both my husband and I love massages, we both have high-stress jobs, but sometimes we are not able to partake of this luxury, due to time conflicts or finances. This class has taught us how to relieve stress for each other. It is an act of love. Thanks so much, Chris!! – F. Simmons, Plano, TX
- The class was great. It gave us a new approach to communicating with each other. We just had baby #2 and it has been hard to find time for just the two of us. This class was just what we needed. We highly recommend it! – B. Paz, Frisco, TX
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