What You'll Get
In addition to the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's deal: for $30, you get one hour-long massage at Touch of Paradise Studio.
A stable of experienced massage therapists exercise their healing hands and freeing fingers within the relaxed, sleek interior of Touch of Paradise Studio. Your therapist will usher you into a private room suffused with aromatherapy oils and soft music, where you'll choose which option best suits your priorities. Lie down on one of five beds and enjoy an endeavour that will evict aches and coax muscles into purring like the first day you brought them home from the shelter. Therapists employ the broad, flowing strokes of the Swedish (an $80 value) to calm jumpy nervous systems, while the deep relaxation (a $70 value) releases more stress than deleting a page of umlauts. You can also opt for the full body massage (a $90 value) or the anti-stress massage (a $60 value). In addition to staple benefits like increased circulation and stress reduction, massages can be used in to address a variety of maladies, from migraines to depression.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 14, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. Must be 18 or older. Tax and gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.