What You'll Get
Human frames need their dents and dings worked out by professionals, instead of cut-rate muscle mechanics who use nothing but cheap body putty. Visit a certified human repair facility with today's Groupon to Triangle Spine Center's Greensboro office. Centrally located in the Triad, the doctors at Triangle work to better the lives of their patients and massage clients with healing procedures and pain-relieving services. The one-hour massage relieves mental and muscular tension, works out trouble spots, and sooths both body and mind. You'll leave the center with your muscular fibers singing as harmoniously as a barbershop quartet, instead of screeching like the lead singer in a Norwegian death-metal barbershop quartet.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 3, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.