Golf is considered a gentlemen's game due to its emphasis on proper etiquette, colour-coordinated outfits, and the removal of all brass knuckles and inflatable billy clubs before competition. Opt for a disciplined duel with today's Groupon: for $57, you get a round of golf for two and a $10 voucher for clubhouse fare at Trillium Wood Golf Club in Corbyville (up to a $114 value).

Trillium Wood Golf Club welcomes club wielders to challenge the 6,700 yards and sweeping tree-lined bent-grass fairways of its par 72 course. Player pairs tee off from up to four elevated tee decks on 18 holes sporting natural obstacle additions such as course-crossing streams, curving ponds, strategically placed sand bunkers, and Venus flytraps with a taste for golf balls. Battalions of mature trees protect many of the greens, allowing for secluded and pterodactyl-free plays on 200 acres of wooded hills.

Postlinks, golfers can relive fairway back flips over casual fare and pours under high vaulted ceilings by the clubhouse's expansive hardwood bar. Unhinge adrenalin-sealed jaws on starters such as the Sticky Fingers—breaded chicken tenders tossed in a tangy, spicy thai sauce ($7.99). Lighter fare includes a tangy falafel wrap ($6.99), and mains such as fish and chips paint 4-ounce haddock canvases with tartar sauce and lemon ($8.99).