Giving yourself a massage, like throwing yourself a surprise birthday party or asking for your own hand in marriage, is a surefire disappointment. Leave kneading to the knowledgeable with today’s Groupon to Troy Chiropractic Wellness & Massage Center. Choose from the following options:

• For $16, you get a 30-minute relaxation or deep-tissue massage (a $47 value).
• For $32, you get a 60-minute relaxation or deep-tissue massage (a $95 value).
• For $47, you get a 75-minute relaxation or deep-tissue massage (a $142 value).<p>

Dr. Curtis Hoyt and the team of licensed massage therapists at Troy Chiropractic Wellness & Massage Center ease uptight muscles with a selection of body-balancing services. Massage-seeking clients recline for a muscle kneading that proceeds with the long, gentle strokes of the relaxation method or the firmer pressure necessary for unfurling deep-tissue tangles. Weary sinews release pent-up tension and lactic acid, and the circulatory system resumes flooding oxygen-deprived tissues with sweet blood as the relaxation technician plies muscles with pressure, a foot massage, and guilt-tripping text messages.