If the shortest distance between two points is a straight line, then disheveled hair provides the least efficient route for climbing monkeys to reach the bananas in your fruit hat. Tame tresses for easy scaling with today’s Groupon to United Hairlines and Tan Lines in Holland. Choose between the following options:

• For $25, you get a full color and style (a $50 value).
• For $100, you get a Brazilian blowout (a $200 value).

At United Hairlines and Tan Lines, licensed stylists beautify patrons with a host of hair-coddling services amid earthy decor. Change up a look for a date, interview, or secret agent convention with a full-color treatment and style, which can be administered on tresses of any texture. Clients select the hue of their cranial makeover before the seasoned hands of a hair specialist transforms manes into desirable coiffures. Or opt for a Brazilian blowout, which unfrizzles hair by swaddling skull strands in a cocoon of salubrious protein, conditioning hair more effectively than using a flatiron or sticking one's head into a steam press.

Some Brazilian Blowout products include the carcinogen formaldehyde, which may cause nosebleeds, headaches, vomiting, and respiratory problems, among other side effects. Learn more about the health risks here.

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