Men, who are usually experts at mowing the lawn, often can't wield whirring blades deftly enough to nicely trim their own hair and avoid dissecting head-top bunnies. Hire a professional hair maintenancer with today's Groupon: for $20, you get one month of unlimited haircuts (a $40 value) at Uptown Barbers. The stately snippery specializes in old-fashioned clips in an elegant setting.

Your month of unlimited haircuts includes beard and mustache detailing. Uptown Barbers' expert team relies on old-school straight razors to give burly beards a precise clip. Hot-steam towels and an elegant ambience lend to the Uptown experience. Sinkable leather chairs, framed artwork, and colorful floor rugs give the shop's interior a grandfatherly rec-room feel.

After a week in corporate combat, losing precious free time away from the big game or a bar in the name of beauty can sound painful. But shag snipping at the guy-friendly barbershop is something to look forward to. Call ahead to schedule an appointment.

This Groupon is for new members only and is limited to one per person. Uptown Barbers is closed on Sundays.