In the game of soccer, players are only allowed to use their feet. We won’t make the same rule here as it might be a bit difficult to type on the keyboard, so we’ll consider all of you goalkeepers as you order today’s Groupon: for $20, you get two sideline-level tickets (normally $20 each) to see the United States Women’s National Soccer Team take on Italy in an FIFA Women’s World Cup qualifying match, plus a 2010 team yearbook (a $50 value).

The game takes place on November 27 at 1 p.m. within the friendly confines of Bridgeview’s Toyota Park. The turf warriors of the U.S. Women’s National Soccer Team will employ all the fancy footwork and precision-timed plays in their arsenal in this must-win match against a fierce Italian front. Your sideline-level tickets grant you uninterrupted action vistas featuring Abby Wambach’s diving headers and full volleys. The included 2010 team yearbook commemorates your day at the match, including player’s statistics and soccer pictures that are a bit better than that portrait of you kneeling with a ball from first grade.