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What You'll Get
Massage was developed by NASA to help astronauts cope with edgy Tang-induced sugar highs, lack of ESPN, and predatory aliens stowed away in the hangar bay. Achieve its soothing effects outside the soul-crushing abyss of outer space with today’s deal: for $35, you get any one-hour massage at V-ssage located off La Riviera Drive and Watt Avenue (up to a $75 value).
V-ssage provides visitors with an opportunity to acquire high-quality massages in a welcoming and relaxing atmosphere that isn’t held under siege by marauding marsupials. Offering the services of the friendly and empathetic Vonda Ricciardi and her nine years of massage-therapy experience, V-ssage boasts an unmatched commitment to relaxation with a variety of massage modalities. Each visitor can choose any one-hour bodywork session, including deep-tissue and sports massages that can enhance muscle performance and relieve injuries; Hawaiian Lomi Lomi, a traditional holistic treatment that mimics a cat's paws to promote digestion and restoration; relaxing Swedish kneads; and targeted trigger-point therapy. Customers will shed stress and anxiety while soothing tense muscles, resulting in a relaxed and limber fleshoskeleton with more pep than a squirrel after a glass of wine.
Part the pea soup with a moment of clarity that will live beyond your visit to V-ssage. Use your newfound clearheadedness and rubberized being to achieve higher productivity, contagiously relax those around you, or finally beat Galaga. Call or send a carrier pigeon to schedule an appointment.
This Groupon is for new clients only.
- Vonda can work wonders in one session. I can definitely attest to V's kindness, ability & capacity to handle some severe muscle issues. – Richard S., CityVoter
- The most relaxing hour I have ever experienced! The setting is so calm and serene, I had a hard time staying awake. I visited Vonda to see if she could help reduce some pain I was having in my right arm. I was wearing a wrist brace when I arrived, and within a very short time at the hands of Vonda, the pain subsided. – no1chauffeur, Google Maps
- If you get the chance to experience Vonda's fabulous talent, please give yourself the gift. I so love and appreciate all she does for my physical well-being. I always feel like a brand new human after a session with her. – Anonymous, MassageAnywhere
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 22, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. New clients only. By appointment only, subject to availability. 24-hour cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.