Unlike cats and germaphobes, automobiles need to be reminded to wash themselves. Drop a blatant hint to your lazy ride with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of car washing services at one of Valet Car Wash's three locations in Guelph, Cambridge, and Kitchener.

With a cornucopia of car-cleaning options, Valet Car Wash aims to meet every customer's needs. Do-It-Yourselfers and insomniacs can spiff up their ride at three in the morning, or any time, seven days a week ($8 for 25 minutes; $2 to start vacuums). Customers pressed for time, on the other hand, can take a short trip through Valet's fully automated exterior car wash, which employs a crack team of astromech droids to rid your vehicle of dirt as they protect it from TIE fighters. Options include express wash ($7.08), express plus ($8.85), and express protect ($10.62), which offers a triple-coat polish, rim, and tire cleaning and extra pressure clean. Take an extra 15 minutes and let Valet Car wash get inside to vacuum, dust, wipe, and clean with the interior super clean package ($19.47 per car; $38.94 per van/SUV). The more meticulous super clean plus ($30.09 per car; $38.94 per van/SUV) takes about 20 minutes, while the works express plus package ($115.99 per car; $149.99 per van/SUV) restores grimy vehicles to the pinnacle of spotlessness and childlike innocence in about an hour. Check out their exterior services and interior services for the complete lineup.