What You'll Get
Spider veins aren't just a source of pain and discomfort; they're also the leading cause of webbed toes and unwanted face flies. Exterminate unwanted body pests with today's Groupon: for $99, you get two non-invasive cosmetic spider vein treatments (a $600 value) at Vein Associates of Edina. Spider veins most commonly appear on the legs, and can potentially vanish after 2–3 treatments, though it may take as many as 5–6 to eradicate them.
Vein Associates' master vein vanisher Dr. Robert Reese is a board-certified vascular surgeon. His skilled staff of capillary experts is on hand to help rid lovely legs of unsightly skin spindles. Visits begin with a professional consultation, during which a highly-trained staff member examines the area and recommends the number and type of treatments needed to fully alleviate symptoms, while also answering questions and taking note of acquired spidey-sense superpowers. Unlike some treatments that drive away spider veins by unleashing hordes of larger, hungrier spiders into the bloodstream, Vein Associates uses state-of-the-art sclerotherapy, a safe treatment involving the injection of a sclerosing solution directly into vessels to shrink veins and re-route blood flow to healthier areas. Although the initial reaction may cause slight cramping and discomfort for a few minutes, the solution will eventually transform the vein into scar tissue, which will then fade away over time.
The procedure is safe for all skin types, including fair, sensitive, and extra crispy, and has a high success rate, allowing more than 90% of patients to finally show off their luminous limbs in a matter of weeks or months. Treatments last anywhere from 30 minutes to an hour, based on the size of the area and the severity of the condition, and exercise is encouraged following the procedure, giving patients all the more reason to slather on some sunscreen, shimmy into a pair of revealing lycra lederhosen, and show off newly gorgeous gams at the gym.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 14, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. No cash back. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.