It takes about 15 muscles to smile, 50 to frown, and 148 to save a curbside couch from life in a landfill. Soothe sympathetic sinews with today's Groupon: for $34, you get a 60-minute massage (a $65 value) at Vitality Health Services' locations in Hayward or Fremont.
At Vitality Health Services, clients achieve their health goals with the help of a cadre of considerate professionals. The 60-minute Swedish massage will be tailored to tame your specific stresses, using a combination of techniques that tap, knead, and vibrate cantankerous columns until they smile. Relax as muscles are soothed, stimulated, and encouraged to try spot-on Slinky mimicking down stadium stairs.