What You'll Get
Born with a modest physique, the statue of David only achieved its extraordinary shape after Michelangelo carved off a few extra inches in order to fit it in the trunk of his hatchback. Get a museum-quality body with today’s Groupon to Vitality Logix’s Brooklyn location. Choose from the following options:
- For $99, you get one Ion Magnum body-sculpting treatment for any one area except the face (a $350 value).
- For $279, you get three Ion Magnum body-sculpting treatments for any one area except the face (a $1,050 value).
- For $539, you get six Ion Magnum body-sculpting treatments for any one area except the face (a $2,100 value). <p>
Customers may visit either the Brooklyn or Manhattan location for their initial consultation, but all procedures are performed at the Brooklyn location.
Vitality Logix’s trained staff members help slim silhouettes and smooth cellulite using noninvasive Ion Magnum technology. After an in-depth consultation locates the most deserving treatment area on the patient’s body, a technician launches the 30-minute regimen by wrapping the chosen region in warm conductive fabric and specialized electrode plates. Steady energy currents then delve deep into tissues, commanding nerves to communicate with muscles, muscles to flex themselves, and hormone centers to release a flow of tissue-toning serums. Relaxing patients experience steady muscle contractions, creating the sensation of motionless exercise or of having a dream about boxing Howard Taft.
Bodies detoxify and experience enhanced circulation as each treatment endeavors to forge better muscle tone, decrease fat, and enhance skin elasticity in preparation for collisions with pies. Though many patients notice improvements after one treatment, the best results are achieved in 6–12 sessions.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 6, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must redeem in full by 5/6/12. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. Credit card required at booking. New clients only. Not valid for people that are pregnant, have pacemakers or are prone to seizures. Not valid for face. Non-transferable. Manhattan location valid only for initial consultation. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Vitality Logix
Doctor of Osteopathy Joshua Gizersky is a member of the Fellowship in Anti-Aging, Functional, and Regenerative Medicine, a group that, among other things, fights the march of time with bio-identical hormones and nutritional supplements. At Vitality Logix, he helps men and women alike stay sharp and active with this integrative form of medicine. By looking at diagnostics such as salivary hormone level tests and urinary neurotransmitter tests, he hopes to not only treat but prevent health problems in his patients.