Born with a modest physique, the statue of David only achieved its extraordinary shape after Michelangelo carved off a few extra inches in order to fit it in the trunk of his hatchback. Get a museum-quality body with today’s Groupon to Vitality Logix’s Brooklyn location. Choose from the following options:

• For $99, you get one Ion Magnum body-sculpting treatment for any one area except the face (a $350 value).
• For $279, you get three Ion Magnum body-sculpting treatments for any one area except the face (a $1,050 value).
• For $539, you get six Ion Magnum body-sculpting treatments for any one area except the face (a $2,100 value). <p>

Customers may visit either the Brooklyn or Manhattan location for their initial consultation, but all procedures are performed at the Brooklyn location.

Vitality Logix’s trained staff members help slim silhouettes and smooth cellulite using noninvasive Ion Magnum technology. After an in-depth consultation locates the most deserving treatment area on the patient’s body, a technician launches the 30-minute regimen by wrapping the chosen region in warm conductive fabric and specialized electrode plates. Steady energy currents then delve deep into tissues, commanding nerves to communicate with muscles, muscles to flex themselves, and hormone centers to release a flow of tissue-toning serums. Relaxing patients experience steady muscle contractions, creating the sensation of motionless exercise or of having a dream about boxing Howard Taft.

Bodies detoxify and experience enhanced circulation as each treatment endeavors to forge better muscle tone, decrease fat, and enhance skin elasticity in preparation for collisions with pies. Though many patients notice improvements after one treatment, the best results are achieved in 6–12 sessions.