What You'll Get
After old age, seeking a career in professional wrestling, and enduring the full force of Godzilla's breath, stress is the leading cause of bodily deterioration. Help bolster fading façades with today's Groupon: for $30, you get your choice of a one-hour therapeutic, deep-tissue, or Swedish massage at Vitality Massage Therapy (a $60 value) in the Fairwood Shopping Center.
Helmed by a nationally certified and highly trained tension eliminator, Vitality Massage Therapy soothes aches and pains while kneading stress into oblivion. Their friendly muscle magicians specialize in a variety of techniques for adapting each tenderization to specific needs. In the cozy confines of a private treatment room, skin suits can opt to receive a soothing Swedish massage of light to medium strokes that melt away the tension caused by your poltergeist's recent discovery of your fireworks collection. A deep-tissue massage targets subterranean muscle layers, digging stress out by its wily roots. Those looking to accelerate recovery from injuries sustained while jogging or speed reading can surrender muscles to the healing prowess of a therapeutic massage.
Although Vitality Massage Therapy offers a discount to new customers, this Groupon still represents the best deal available.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 11, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice required. Not valid for hot stone massage. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Vitality Massage Therapy
Licensed and certified massage practitioner Jacquie Cass understands that sometimes it takes a little more than her hands to work out the kinks of an achy body. During her cold-stone-therapy massages, she uses chilled stones plucked out of Bizarro World volcanoes to help remedy the pain of sports injuries, swelling, inflammation, and sinus problems. She also promotes relaxation in clients through their noses with more than 70 therapeutic-grade blends of fragrant essential oils, which she uses alongside Swedish strokes for complete tranquility. Vitality Massage Therapy’s menu of modalities also proves that Jacquie can ease aches the old-fashioned way, performing Swedish, deep-tissue, and myofascial-release massage techniques to target each client’s specific sore spots.