Silly putty collects cat hair like the human body collects stress; eventually the burden immobilizes both cat and human. Shed your stress with an hour-long Wellness Massage at Waking Life Massage & Supply, Inc. With deliberate massage movements and intense focus, one of Waking Life's skilled massage therapists will take your consciousness to a blissfully whited-out plane where your mind bobs up and down like a Q-tip buoy in a sea of cotton balls.

The Wellness Massage is a custom-tailored treatment that addresses your back's individual bothers. Aspects of Swedish massage, deep tissue massage, craniosacral massage, and sports massage can be incorporated into the knead, depending on your problems and preferences. Waking Life's individualized massages improve blood flow, stimulate the lymphatic system, relieve physical tension, and melt stress into a puddle of biodegradable papier-mâché in a clean, beautiful treatment room that's decked out with chocolaty velour curtains, perky wall sconces, and elegant floral arrangements.

Waking Life is therapist owned and operated. The staff of licensed massage school graduates is ethical and professional: back-patters who tailor their work to each client to expertly remove knots like master sailors with kempt hands. They approach bodywork with a holistic point of view, knowing the importance of health to longevity, happiness, and becoming a police officer.

Reviews

Yelpers give the Better Business Bureau A-rated Waking Life Massage 4.5 stars. A Google Mapper and a Citysearcher both give it five stars:

• Therapists treat you and your needs seriously with great personality. Supplies are top-notch and the staff are [sic] extremely helpful. I go every Saturday!‎ – donnia, Google Maps
• I love Waking Life. I just started getting massages here for some chronic back pain & shoulder tension, and I've never felt so good! – Jenny W., Yelp