Before the invention of sunglasses, rock ‘n’ roll musicians’ trademark mystique was spoiled by constant, inescapable direct eye contact. Play it cool with today’s Groupon to Wear Eyewear, with locations in Chicago and Orland Park. Choose between the following options:
- For $50, you get $100 toward nonprescription sunglasses.
- For $50, you get $200 toward prescription glasses or sunglasses.
Wear Eyewear’s team of ocular ornamenters guide guests through the process of selecting fetching frames. Sunglasses from such brands as Xoor by Polaroid ($75+), Ray-Ban ($120+), and KBL ($150+) stylishly shield corneas from solar rays and lunar dust. Basic frames ($120+) hold vision-correcting lenses ($90 for single vision) in front of eyes, preventing the need to bribe a shoulder monkey to keep lenses in place. Wear eyewear also offers a spread of high-end lens-cradlers from boutique brands such as ic! berlin ($450+), Tom Ford ($375+), and Oliver Peoples ($300+), flattering faces with high-end construction and chic styles. In Wear Eyewear’s chic showrooms, specs look out over perusing customers from their perches on translucent shelves in burnished wood display cases.
Dr. Jordan Jones and his duo of fashion-conscious opticians, Gregory and Joseph Winjum, foster ocular health with comprehensive eye exams, and if necessary, outfit patients with the proper prescription contact lenses and glasses. Both the Chicago and Orland Park locations feature shelves neatly stocked with designer frames from brands such as Paul Smith, Tom Ford, Oliver Peoples, ic! berlin, and Prada. The wide selection of eyeglasses ensures that clients can find the appropriate styles to suit their face shapes, lifestyles, and superhero alter egos.