Unlike the body's disjointed phalanges faction, the mouth's bones work together to break up food and make threatening displays toward aggressive street mimes. Keep your tongue troops in line with today’s Groupon to West Campus Dental Center in Federal Way. Choose between the following options:

• For $49, you get a dental exam, x-ray, and teeth cleaning (a $284 value)
• For $149, you get in-office sapphire custom whitening treatment (a $400 value)

Led by Dr. Madhuri Vanama, West Campus Dental Center sets crooked teeth on the straight and narrow with in-depth dental examinations, procedures, and cleanings performed in a comfortable, relaxed setting. The practice is committed to comprehending patient concerns—from plaque buildup to the pleasant nature of dogs—and finding the finest methods to treat them via an extensive dental exam. The x-rays that follow aim to root out hidden sources of dental damage, such as camouflaged cavities and hibernating toothpicks, and to aid West Campus’ teeth technicians in crafting the most complete cleaning possible. Soon-to-be pearly whites are then treated to a thorough scrubbing that removes unsightly stains, promotes gum health, and leaves mouths feeling fresher than a vacuum-sealed rose bouquet from NASA.

For chompers that require extra coloring care, the custom whitening treatment provides a safe solution that brightens meal mashers simply and swiftly. During an in-office appointment, a wizened tooth sculptor takes impressions of mouth bones and transforms them into custom bleaching trays meant to be worn for several hours each day or displayed in avant-garde terrariums. Up to 10 days of use can change the color scheme of stained teeth; before and after pictures will be taken to document the smile-inducing severity of the results.