Navigating roadways poses a disturbing litany of frustrations and dangers, from traffic jams and multi-car pileups to sky magnets controlled by ruthless bands of cloud pirates. Avoid aerial abduction with today's Groupon: for $15, you get two deliveries from You Buy We Fly (up to a $38 value). Additional fees for late-night orders ($3 per order) and an extra stop between pick-up and delivery ($1 per order) are included in your Groupon.

You Buy We Fly helps time-pressed Oklahoma Citians by offering all manner of personal-assistant services, from picking up dry cleaning to dropping off dinner. YBWF's fleet-wheeled staff can fetch and deliver any item you might desire, allowing you to be in many places at once without the expense of cloning. Procure medicine while nursing an illness in bed, arrange for dinner while cleaning the house, or stock up on oatmeal while judging feline staring contests. A delivery of coffee or lunch to the office sends an intimidating message of time-and-space mastery to coworkers, while a last-minute diaper drop-off gives in-laws and nosy squirrels the impression of efficient, resourceful parenting. Perfect for anyone too busy or too itchy to run errands, You Buy We Fly's broad service provides a flexible helping hand when unforeseen crises emerge. Deliveries greater than 15 miles from pick-up to drop-off are charged an additional $0.40 per mile. Extra charges apply to delivery orders exceeding $50.