Soak away the worries that have lodged themselves in the nooks of your joints and the crooks of your connective tissues, while inhaling a bouquet of soothing, therapeutic scents. Today's deal will restore your body to a nubile state of relaxed joyousness unlike any since you got your braces removed. For $32, you get your choice of an individual one-hour massage or therapy session (up to a $64.95 value) at Zen Massage in Olathe. You can add aromatherapy to any one-hour session for $5, or reflexology therapy for $15. Zen Massage is open all seven days of the Gregorian week, and seven of the eight days of the Beatles-ian week.

Zen Massage's facility provides 10 private rooms to about 20 licensed massage therapists, a staff that is versed in many individual massages or therapy techniques. For tried-and-true relaxation, the long stroking ministrations of a Swedish massage ($39.95) will melt your tense and tired muscles into buttery bliss. If your legs are exhausted by kick-ball played during recess at the office, Zen's sports massage ($49) will relieve tired tendons and promote flexibility. Preggo patrons will enjoy Zen's pregnancy massage ($54.95), specially designed to relieve pain and aches in the back, neck, hips, legs, and weight-bearing joints, while the momentarily lazy can outsource their daily yoga to one of Zen's Thai massage ($59.95) practitioners, who will use their entire body (knees, legs, hands, feet) to stretch your body for you with a series of yogic positions. Other options include deep-tissue therapy, neuromuscular therapy, hot-stone therapy, reiki therapy, and Esalen.

Invest in yourself with today's Groupon to Zen Massage, and retreat from the stresses and strains of a high-powered career crash-testing helicopters. Call ahead to schedule your appointment, or gently write it on your massage therapist's back with your fingernail.

The hourlong session includes dressing and consultation time, if needed.