Limousines are high-class luxury vehicles full of superstars, and like the saying goes, "If you're going to be part of the limo nation/You'd better have some info-mation." Here's a guide to what you can expect to find on the inside of any given limo:

• Men in suits being used as chairs by men in tuxedos
  
• A woman screaming because her head is sticking out of the top of a moving vehicle
  
• Neon lights that spell out "Wear Your Seatbelt"
  
• Flat-screen TVs showing the famous scene where Herbie kisses Steph the Limo in The Love Bug
  
• Bar stocked with Vroom vodka, the only alcohol designed to meet the specific needs of people who are in a limo on their way somewhere
  
• VCR
  
• Partition to keep the driver from hearing you wonder aloud if commoners are actually the happy ones
  
• Tinted windows to keep light from shining onto the passengers' soft, wet eyes
  
• A toilet that flushes with champagne instead of water