Mankind's feeble climbing skills and inability to digest delicious tin cans are two ways in which evolution left humans inferior to goats. Channel an inner mountain goat with today's Groupon to The Rock Wall Climbing Gym. Choose from the following options:
- For $15, you get one drop-in family climb for two adults and two children, redeemable on Saturdays from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. (a $30 value).
- For $29, you get three drop-in climbs for an individual adult, redeemable on Mondays and Wednesdays from 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. (a $66 value).
- For $29, you get three drop-in climbs for an individual teen, redeemable on Fridays from 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. (a $66 value).
- For $99, you get a three-month gym membership for unlimited drop-in sessions (a $220 value).
The gym membership option is open only to Groupon users who are certified belayers.
The Rock Wall Climbing Gym welcomes adventurers of all ages and experience levels to scale indoor rock-climbing walls during drop-in climb sessions. Visitors strap into provided harnesses to scale the main floor's top-rope, lead-climbing, and bouldering walls as well as more than 30 routes on lead walls while free from outdoor dangers such as feral park rangers. Walls are positioned at multiple angles, ranging from flat to 45-degree overhands and roofs, and for an added challenge, climbers can eschew the rope to scramble across cavern roofs and break free from gravity's overbearing hugs in the bouldering area. Knowledgeable staff members hold the ropes for solo climbers, who need no prior experience, and pass on their knowledge to other adults in briefing sessions for family climbs. Parents can climb with and belay their offspring under the guidance of trained instructors, who bestow tips for various gym routes such as which ones pass over secret laboratories. The Rock Wall changes its routes constantly to provide new experiences, and preps ascending enthusiasts with beginner through advanced climbing classes.